Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Chatting With God

Here is a link to a silly bot that thinks it's God.

My conversation:
Me: Hello
God: Hello friend. What is your name?
Me: Don't you know?
God: Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me: Why not?
God: Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me: Hmmm.
God: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me: Why?
God: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me: Who are you?
God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me: You misspelled "Allmighty"
God: My botmaster is not a perfect speller.
Me: I guess that means you're not infallible.
God: I get it. That's only your opinion.
Me: What should I pray for?
God: Are you asking me for advice?
Me: Yes.
God: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Me: Where should I apply for jobs?
God: Wherever you think is best.
Me: Thanks. That helps a lot.
God: Don't mention it.


At 12/05/2007 2:52 AM, Blogger Joel said...

I dont get it.


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